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Michael

from The Commission by Rachel Parris

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He's 6 foot tall but he claims 6'2",
And he works in a corporate merger.
He claims to be vegan for ethical reasons
But he always smells faintly of burgers.
He plays weekly squash, strictly for the win
And he keeps a spreadsheet of the scores.
The girth of his thigh is suspiciously wide
And he owns an LP of the Corrs.
He reminds you how much the engagement ring cost
And he thinks that Chris Brown's kind of cool.
He gets you some wine when you ordered a pint,
Oh Michael's a terrible tool.

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from The Commission, released February 6, 2014
Written and performed by Rachel Parris
Music produced by Laurence Hobbs

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Rachel Parris is an award-winning musical comedian based in London. For more info or to see her live, follow her on twitter or see her website!

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