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Las Vegas Save Us

from Live In Vegas by Rachel Parris

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Here we are in the dark, in the bar of a strip club in Vegas,
The "waitress" won't take traveller's cheques...
But the chances of getting lap dances are swiftly increasing cos
Venus is screaming out "next!"
So far from home.
Barry Manilow fans on our own.
And with five quid between us we
know the casinos'll blow our load, so

Las Vegas, please save us - we're taking a gamble tonight.
Las Vegas, please save - we're eager to please ya but Caesar's has banned us for life.
And now I've got a wife...

Me and Caroline booked for a pantomime and a comedian:
Both were Celine Dion's show.
So we crept to roulette with a stripper called Dorian
And her centurion beau.
So tired and broke.
We even tried thieving some coke.
But the mafia came after us,
Seemed such a laugh at the time of crime, so

Las Vegas, please save us - we're taking a gamble tonight.
Las Vegas, please save - the strip search was heinous and Britney's restrained us for life.
It was only a knife!

And Caroline's signed on as a go-go dancer
And started saying things like "stack dem chips"
Her boyfriend's a bell-end mafioso chancer
But both me and him are living off her very generous tips.

Las Vegas, please save us - we're taking a gamble tonight.
Las Vegas, please save - Caroline's starting a fight, again...
Las Vegas - please take us! They won't let us get on the flight!
Las Vegas - please save us!
We need to go home and
It's not a good omen,
We started in bars
And we haven't got far
"Cos we're still behind bars

And we feel quite at home...
Cheaper than Brixton Road!
And we stashed all the dough.
So when we get parole,
Next stop: Monte Carlo!

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from Live In Vegas, released October 20, 2014
Lyrics and music by Rachel Parris
Music produced by Laurence Hobbs

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Rachel Parris is an award-winning musical comedian based in London. For more info or to see her live, follow her on twitter or see her website!

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