Boy, take a real good look
I'll catch you with my hook
We're gonna stay up late tonight...
Check out my bag of tricks:
This skirt's a nylon mix.
My shoes are made of bakelite.
Get ready for this, get ready for this
Gonna show you, show you, show you, show you...
Get ready for this, get ready for this
Gonna show you, show you, show you...
My ANKLES, My ANKLES
I'll show you what you like!
My ankles, my ankles,
I won't even wear my tights...
My ankles baby, they're the limbs you call
"my ankles", baby: they're cylindrical.
They're round, shaved, slim and white.
I used them just the other night,
To hold my socks on nice and tight for you.
My ANKLES, My ANKLES, and my elbow too!
My ELBOW, my ELBOW - I'll bend it just for you.
My elbow, babe, you won't be disappointed,
My elbow, baby, cos I'm double-jointed.
My arm is long, my wrist is weak.
I know it's HOT, don't try to speak.
The sexual havoc I will wreak with you,
With my elbow and my ankles
(break it down)
Heads up for the harmonies and tones
If you want a shoulder to cry on
My ANKLES, My ANKLES
I'll show you what you like!
My ankles, my ankles,
I won't even wear those tights...
You dirty thing, was that my shin?!
You wanna touch my abdomen?
There's a better prize to win tonight:
And it's my ankle.
(C'mon)
(Motherf**ker)
Oh baby I'll show you my ankle if you show me your
credits
from The Commission,
released February 6, 2014
Written and performed by Rachel Parris
Music produced by Laurence Hobbs
Hello Mr Robins, just so you know I am on email, you just have to be these days. I'm a retro oner and looking forward to listening to your stand up on here. I've only joined to listen to you. Thank you for making life funny again x Mark Brennan
Great to finally hear your full set on band camp. I must say it's rare to hear such a well thought out flow and wrap up / pay off at the end. Great stuff. Off to buy the next one. And.... you were right to leave the drunks in. Dave H
Mr Robins is a genius. I came here hoping to find A Robins amongst the pigeons to download but ended up getting the 2 shows instead.
PCD working towards my retro 1er status. Currently at episode 200.
antbrin
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
When you say album, are you using the Arabic for 'the' when you say 'al'? What do i think of the bum? Daniel Kitson as the bum or the bum as an entity in itself? Although the bum as an entity in itself would be a bit weird, so I'll assume you mean Daniel Kitson as the bum, yeah I love 'im, bloody wordy geezer. blimey100